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Your Sign's Lemonade Moment

Helen Grossman

Oh Beyonce. Queen Bey. How can we, mere mortals, distill the range of emotions, sounds, visual styles, political and personal statements in Beyonce's most recent visual album, Lemonade?

With the narrative arc of the album, we saw a variety of Beys, ones we had never seen before. The private Virgo Empress (she's officially eclipsed Queen territory) opened up and really embodied every sign in the zodiac.

Find out your sign's Lemonade moment (or moments) below. If you haven't seen Lemonade yet, get on it. It's available on Tidal now.

ARIES

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TAURUS

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GEMINI

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CANCER

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LEO

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VIRGO

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LIBRA

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SCORPIO

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SAGITTARIUS

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CAPRICORN

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AQUARIUS

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PISCES

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From The Vault: RuPaul's Drag Race

Layla Halabian

From The Vault is a series in which we analyze classic TV & Film characters to determine their matching astrological sign.

If you think reality television is vapid and boring, you’re not watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. Created by the brilliant “Supermodel of the World” RuPaul Charles, Drag Race takes the typical reality show contest set up and injects it with irreverence. Contestants compete to be America’s Next Drag Superstar and show off their Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent in their mastery of the art of drag.

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March Eclipses: Scorpio

Aliza Faragher

March contains two eclipses: a solar eclipse on March 8 and a lunar eclipse on March 23. Each sign responds to the eclipses slightly differently, but in general eclipses mark beginnings and endings, and often shed a new light on aspects in our lives.

SCORPIO REACTIONS TO THE SOLAR & LUNAR ECLIPSES

SCORPIOS' SOLAR ECLIPSE: PARTY ON WAYNE.

While other signs are f’ing out about all the freaky intense feelings and epiphanies happening to them with this eclipse, you get the sweet end of the deal. The March 8 solar eclipse is in the part of your chart that deals with fun and love. You’re kind of the serious type - in a sexy way duh - and this eclipse may remind you of something that you do that you find really fun. Eclipses mark beginnings and endings, so perhaps in your love life you’ll get googly eyes for someone unexpected, someone who may not be your expected “type.” Pay attention over the next few weeks of the people in your life who bring you great joy, who you have the most fun with, who bring love into your life and create beautiful things with you. You’ll see them in a new light with this intense eclipse energy.

SCORPIOS' LUNAR ECLIPSE: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

Scorpios have a tendency to be mysterious, and things are about to get even spookier during the lunar eclipse on March 23. This lunar eclipse will shine light on dark secrets, and certain important details may begin to emerge. While eclipses have the tendency to make us want to act immediately, it may be best to wait this out until the dust settles. After all, it could be your secrets that are exposed next.

 

PS: The month starts out with a light note -- you finally get to be the one having fun while everyone else is dealing with some heavy shit. Carry that energy into your lunar eclipse with a DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Scorpio pin.


March Eclipses: Virgo

Aliza Faragher

March contains two eclipses: a solar eclipse on March 8 and a lunar eclipse on March 23. Each sign responds to the eclipses slightly differently, but in general eclipses mark beginnings and endings, and often shed a new light on various aspects of our lives.

VIRGO REACTIONS TO THE SOLAR & LUNAR ECLIPSES

VIRGOS' SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS?

Don’t let the disorder of the solar eclipse freak you out too much, Virgo. You’ll find your way to process. Eclipses give us the gift of shedding new light on a situation, and this solar eclipse has a special focus on the relationships in your life. Since the eclipse is taking place in the sign of dreamy, not always rational Pisces, this new light will not be presented to you in an easy to understand, easy to digest way. You can’t categorize feelings, unfortch. So don’t rush to classify all of the feels that accompany the eclipse. Best to sit with them for a while, let em really sink in (just this once, Virgo, and then you can go back to living your practical, orderly life). Don’t rush to begin or end a relationship. Just feel, bruh, and take in the information your feelings are telling you with a new awareness.

VIRGOS' LUNAR ECLIPSE: MONEY CAN'T BUY ME LOVE.

If anyone’s careful with their money, it’s you, Virgo. You probably have a special spot right next to your bed where you keep all of your files for your taxes, to influence your dreams about balancing your books. Issues surrounding finances and material possessions are activated during this lunar eclipse. A source of income may be lost, or a new one gained, but don’t be shocked when you find out some interesting news about some money in your life. Financial matters with a business partner or a material possession that means a lot in your romantic relationship could also be affected. The eclipse takes place in the sign of fairness, Libra, so it’ll probably be a lot chiller than it seems in the moment.

 

PS: No one is quite as practical as you are, Virgo. So how about a quick cover-up for that stain, or teeny tiny rip? Use a DEERDANA x Align limited edition Virgo pin. Practical can also be beautiful, but you already knew that.



March Eclipses: Pisces

Aliza Faragher

March contains two eclipses: a solar eclipse on March 8 and a lunar eclipse on March 23. Each sign responds to the eclipses slightly differently, but in general eclipses mark beginnings and endings, and often shed a new light on aspects in our lives.

PISCES REACTIONS TO THE SOLAR & LUNAR ECLIPSES

PISCES' SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHO AM I? WHO ARE ANY OF US? WHAT IS LIFE? WHAT IS MY LIFE? WHAT AM I DOING? WHERE AM I GOING?

Pisces swim in abstract thoughts, trying to understand the nature and purpose of their lives. There’s no sign that deals with the grandeur of existence quite like you, Pisces. You think about it with a depth that can’t be fully expressed to others. They don’t get the swirls in your soul. No wonder you are a spiritual guru and also love the escape of those nights of complete abandon. This solar eclipse hits you particularly hard, as it happens in the thick of your own season. The crazy intense energy of eclipses marks beginnings and endings, and this March 8 one represents a major evolution and growth of your soul. Those big questions about life? It’s possible you’ll have kind of an earth shattering revelation. This is a big year for you, Pisces, and the solar eclipse gives you the gift of a new understanding of yourself. No big deal or anything.

PISCES' LUNAR ECLIPSE: MONEY MATTERS.

Don’t worry, Pisces. All the feels will be settling soon. Even though we have another eclipse coming on March 23, this cosmic occurrences falls under Aries season, and releases you from some of the major heaviness you’ve been feeling. For Pisces, this lunar eclipse will be centered around moola, but in particular, money from other bank accounts. Perhaps you will receive an investment, generous scholarship, hefty royalties or residuals, or even prize money… yaasssss queen! But be sure to keep it safe. Pisces resources can swim away if these water signs are not careful.

 

PS: Happy birthday, Pisces!! With all this shit happening this month, you deserve a treat. You'll look great in a DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Pisces pin.


March Eclipses: Aquarius

Aliza Faragher

March contains two eclipses: a solar eclipse on March 8 and a lunar eclipse on March 23. Each sign responds to the eclipses slightly differently, but in general eclipses mark beginnings and endings, and often shed a new light on aspects in our lives.

 

AQUARIUS REACTIONS TO THE SOLAR & LUNAR ECLIPSES

AQUARIUS' SOLAR ECLIPSE: 😶💰

You’ve got money on your mind with the March 8 solar eclipse. Perhaps a new source of income is coming into your life, or you’ve lost one. You started a project or a job about a year ago, and this month you’re thinking about the change in your pocket from this venture. You’re not usually the type to go googly eyes for materialistic things, Aquarius, but this month has you thinking more practically about your financial health. It also is a good time to check in on the possessions that bring value to your life. You may feel compelled to buy things you normally see no purpose for, or alternatively give away bags and bags of clothing because they don’t bring joy to your life (holla Marie Kondo).

AQUARIUS' LUNAR ECLIPSE: SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL(‘S ADVOCATE).

Another fuckin eclipse. We know. You can close your wallet for this one, because the lunar eclipse in Libra will affect the way you learn, not the way you count your dolla bills. The intense energy of the Libra lunar eclipse will bring balance to an intellectual pursuit in your life. As the most intellectual sign of the zodiac, you are extremely passionate about a few issues that you know are affecting many many people in this world. This lunar eclipse could have you playing Devil’s advocate, and in turn will allow you to grow intellectually in ways you weren’t expecting. Maybe you realize how important it is to travel, to interact with new cultures in order to grow in the way you’d like. The energy of this eclipse inspires you with a new philosophical pursuit, or a different and very rewarding understanding of something you’re already passionate about. And if anyone can vibe on that energy, it’s you.

 

PS: We know we just told you that this month will have themes around income and material possessions, but what better way to remember the important things in life than with a DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Aquarius pin...