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Britney Spears Songs for Each Sign

Aliza Faragher

As we continue with the pop diva Sagittarius theme this week, it's only right that we pay homage to the queen of our adolescent music taste: Britney Spears. She shows us that anyone can come back from a bad shaved head incident. Happy birthday to the original Queen B, and cheers to the ultimate comeback queen.

Aries: Piece of Me

Taurus: ...Baby One More Time

Gemini: Circus

Cancer: I'm a Slave 4 U

Leo: Womanizer

Virgo: Toxic

Libra: Oops!...I Did it Again

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Scorpio: Stronger 

Sagittarius: Lucky

Capricorn: Work Bitch

AQUARIUS: PIECE OF ME

Pisces: Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

We love you Britney, even when you rocked denim on denim.

Why the Taylor Swift-Nicki Minaj-Miley Cyrus Feud is so Sagittarius

Aliza Faragher

Three Sagittarius singers walk into a Twitter saga: oh, I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Sagittarians are fire signs, meaning they love all the attention they can get. Most people know Sagittarius as an adventurous, philosophical, and lucky sign, but the most underrated quality of this zodiac sign is just how many badass singers were born during this month.

TBT to the summer and the VMAs when Twitter and pop music went ballistic over the Nicki Minaj-Taylor Swift showdown. Then, just when we thought things couldn't get any worse for our gal Nicki, Miley joins in. These three musicians all have very different sounds and vibes, but they have one major thing in common: sun in Sagittarius (Miley: November 28; Nicki: December 8; Taylor: December 13). As a fire sign, Sagittarians don't hold back their feelings and aren't afraid to show it. 

So now we got bad blood

T-Swiz got nominated for video of the year, but "Anaconda" didn't. Well, this anaconda don't want none unless it got votes, hun. 

Sags have very short tempers, which clearly comes through in our string of tweets. Taylor plays peacemaker Sag, but Nicki doesn't believe it.

Nicki's temper turns into passive aggression, a trait well known to fire signs. Sags are known to be some of the happiest people of the zodiac, so even when Nicki is being passive aggressive, at least she's being nice about it!! She also knows how to throw shade when necessary.

Yo, Taylor, Imma let you finish, but Miley came in like a wrecking ball

Fast forward to the actual VMAs when Miley bared it all (literally). She went full Sag as she glowed in the spotlight, showed off her freedom, and let really loose. Miley lives that "haters gonna hate" mentality because she constantly surprises us.

Being the Sag that she is, Miley couldn't mind her own business and gave her own two cents about the Nicki-Taylor showdown. Nicki obviously didn't let Miley forget it and called her out during her acceptance speech. As a fire sign, when Sags feel one way, the whole world knows.

These 3 powerful Sag women are fierce, sassy, and volatile. The most important lesson to remember if you ever have communication issues with a Sagittarius: never take it to Twitter.

Joe Biden is a Scorpio

Aliza Faragher

There are two types of Scorpios in the world. On one hand, we have hot actors/actresses: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joaquin Phoenix, Matthew McConaughey, Kris Jenner, and Whoopi Goldberg, just to name a few. On the other, a helluva lot of politicians: Hillary Clinton, John Adams (and Abigail!), John Boehner, Teddy Roosevelt, and many more. There’s a third category of favorite athletes (s/o to Russell Westbrook and Metta World Peace), but we’ll stick to the first two for now.


Joe Biden has won the world over with his impeccable smile, pearly white teeth, Ray Ban aviators, and insatiable love for all things ice cream. His emotional interview with Stephen Colbert tore our hearts to pieces. But, above even being Vice President of the United States and BFF of Barack Obama (Scorpio-Leo combo, so powerful), Joe Biden is a Scorpio.

He's focused and dedicated

Biden was first elected to the Senate when he was just 29 years old. Way to make the rest of us look like underachievers, Joe.

Biden was first elected to the Senate when he was just 29 years old. Way to make the rest of us look like underachievers, Joe.

He puts his family, friends, and country first

Biden & Obama selfie game is on point.

Biden & Obama selfie game is on point.

He can sting when the opportunity presents itself

Never forget #malarkey.

Never forget #malarkey.

He's a problem solver

What else does the VP even do?

What else does the VP even do?

He just really loves ice cream

Happy birthday VP Biden! Shoutout to some November 20 birthdays, and other Scorpio birthdays include Robert Kennedy (November 20), Joel McHale (November 20), Voltaire (November 21), Carly Rae Jepsen (November 21), Scarlett Johansson (November 22), Mark Ruffalo (November 22), and Jamie Lee Curtis (November 22).

Daily Ritual For Each Sign

Aliza Faragher

Good Morning Sunshine. 

Aries: Facebook Rant

Taurus: Leisurely Luncheon

Gemini: Scandalous phone gossip with bestie of the day

Cancer: Craft Hour

Leo: Pre-Bed tally of facebook/insta likes

Virgo: Workout

Libra: Contemplative Walk

Scorpio: Morning sex

Sagittarius: Youtube videos of people falling

Capricorn: Goal list for the day

Aquarius: Learning how to play the Synth

Pisces: Daydream nap