When it's booze time, what libation will you #align with?
Aries: Whatever's fastest and freest. Shots preferred. Something spicy if there's a choice.
Taurus: A healthy, well-aged whiskey or scotch to be savored. Hopefully in a place with comfortable seating.
Gemini: 2 for 1 happy hour. After that happy hour ends, find another one.
Cancer: Merlot. At home.
Leo: Champagne. They're buying this round. You'd better have something nice to say about how well this lipstick shade suits her.
Virgo: IPA (or maybe a virgin pina colada if you're feeling cute)
Libra: The frilliest signature cocktail the bar has to offer, so long as it comes in a stunning glass. After about three of these, whatever is freest/most potent/prettiest. (See Aries)
Scorpio: Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred. If there's a molecule too much vermouth be ready to make that sucker again.
Sagittarius: A tiki-drink. Conversation starter.
Capricorn: Jameson on the rocks. Classic.
Aquarius: Something with dry ice in it. Make it weird.
Pisces: Whatever makes this acid drop sooner.