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IF SINGLE: OUTWARDLY BLASÉ, SECRETLY BUILDING CRUSH'S SHRINE.
“I don’t care about Valentine’s Day, anyway,” Virgo repeats leading up to the dreaded day. Virgo has no qualms whatsoever about spending February 14 Netflix and chillin in the company of some Thai takeout. Why get romantic when there’s a new John Oliver episode? But we’re not fooled, Virgo. Your heart aches for that someone special, and you better not be spending this Valentine’s Day blaming your imperfections for your singledom. You’re a literal angel, and whoever that shrine in your closet is for loves you for who you are. Enjoy your takeout, Virgo sweetheart. You're doing just fine.
IF COUPLED UP: OUTWARDLY CYNICAL, SECRETLY TOUCHED.
So, bae made Valentine’s plans for you guys. In theory, going to a nice candlelit dinner sounds great. In practice, anything that takes you out of the living room is zero chill. So you wear a tight smile during V-Day plans and make a few biting remarks that were meant to be compliments. But a little bit of adventure outside of the comfort zone is a good thing, so remind bae to take those biting remarks with a grain of salt and know that buried not so far underneath is a lot of love, devotion, and appreciation for a romantic Valentine’s Day.