WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "You're so anal."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: Never Been Kissed ;)
WHO I THINK I AM: "Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on / Bad bad - really, really bad / You know I'm bad / I'm bad - you know it / Bad bad - really, really bad" (Michael Jackson).
WHO I REALLY AM: "The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch" (Larry David).