Your Sign's Crime
Aliza Faragher
The perfect crime...for your sign
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Align on Thrillist: Plan the Perf Date by Sign
Aliza Faragher
Align recently shared some date ideas by sign with Thrillist. Read "10 Great LA Date Ideas!" for a sampling of our date suggestions, and check back in for more date suggestions soon. Until then, take a walk down memory lane with us and plan your astro dates revisit our interview in LA Confidential Magazine about planning the perf date for each sign!
FAMOUS LEOS
Aliza Faragher
Here are some more of our favorites!
J. Lo
Madonna
Lucille Ball
Arnold
Coco Chanel
Whitney
Jennifer Lawrence
Helen Mirren
Andy Warhol
Who are your faves? #DoYouAlign
Happy Birthday Barack!
Aliza Faragher
The king Leo.
Leo the natural leader
Generous
Bold
Married to a Capricorn
She can keep him grounded and thinking practically without snuffing his flame.
Paired up with a Scorpio
Destined to be a powerful, passionate team.
At the end of the day, he still needs love
But he's the man in charge. So don't forget it.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President. #DoYouAlign
Your Sign's Bad Haircut
Aliza Faragher
#VenusRX Don't get a haircut. You've been warned.
Aries: Mullet
Taurus: Bowl Cut
Gemini: Pig Tails
Cancer: Emo
Leo: Perm
Virgo: Flat Top
Libra: Rat Tail
Scorpio: Shaved
Sagittarius: 80s
Capricorn: Combover
Aquarius: Bad Dye Job
Pisces: This
Venus is Retrograde and Here's What to Expect
Aliza Faragher
It's all ok. You'll get over it.
"Venus is associated with love, beauty, and luxury; expect these themes to get turned on their head when the retrograde kicks in." Read Align's Astrological Advisor Annabel Gat's piece on MercRX and Retrogrades HERE
Avoid Make-overs and Haircuts
Venus rules beauty, so this may not be the time to make a major aesthetic change. Any retrograde calls for introspection and self-discovery, so maybe put that idea for a giant tattoo of a golden monkey smoking lucky strikes on the back burner and let it simmer.
You may at times feel icky and poor and unsexy.
"During Venus retrograde, you may not feel so seductive, and your self-esteem may even take a hit, but this is an indispensable chance to review your love life and financial situation. Sometimes we need to wake up feeling gross, without any money for morning coffee, in order to look around and really wonder, What the hell am I doing here, with these people, in this city, with this job?" -Annabel Gat, Align's Astrological Advisor
But everything will be ok.
Retrogrades end (This one on September 8th!) but even in VenusRX you can still have a happy life. RX is a perfect chance to take a look inside and take stock of yourself. Self-love is the end goal here, people. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, that's just fabulous. Find them today: #DoYouAlign