Gemini Spring Guide
Aliza Faragher
1. Microphone
Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, so make sure no one ever misses a word again by investing in a cordless microphone. Leave the days of being asked to repeat yourself behind, because this spring, the forecast is loud and clear.
2. Dr. Dre's The Chronic on viynl
The Chronic has been widely regarded as one of the most influential albums of the 1990s, and tbqh, you agree. It's a beautifully produced album, and just because you purchased it at Urban Outfitters doesn't make it any less significant. This spring, make sure you invite everyone to your place to listen to some classic albums on your classic record player. Your friends will be intimidated by your cool levels, and that's not a bad thing.
3. Red bull and vodka
Who's ready to keep the party going? You are. You're down for whatever, and yes, karaoke sounds great. You'll just close out your tab, but first, one more quick drink while no one is looking. Ok cool, let's bounce.
4. Plane tickets
You're not really clear where you're going, or how long you'll be gone for, but you just got some plane tickets so adventure awaits! Post a picture on Instagram and let your followers know that you're a free spirit. Everyone will scratch their heads wondering if you actually have a job or any responsibilities, but you don't get service in Bora Bora so whatever. Haters gunna hate.
5. Gemini pin
Don't get it twisted: Gemini are literally the most fun of the zodiac. That's because they're two times the fun. Celebrate your bad self with an Align x DEERDANA pin. You deserve it.