Taurus Spring Guide
Aliza Faragher
1. PICNIC BASKET
In the spring, Taurus gets to live out their favorite fantasy: being in a Jane Austen novel. These romantics can't wait for winter to be over so that they can go on long walks through meadows with the hope that someone will pop out of nowhere and profess their love. Every Jane Austen fan (aka every Taurus) knows the truth universally acknowledged that you are most likely to meet an eligible, attractive, very wealthy partner while you are picnicking with your friends. So pack up that picnic basket, fill it with aphrodisiacs, and head for the hills.
2. ARTISANAL NAPKINS
Paper goods!!!?!?!? Ew! No! You're not going to lasso in Mr. Bingley with that stuff of peasants. If you're not spending at least $10 on a pack of napkins from Anthropologie for your picnic, you may as well forget it. You need the extra protection for your spring looks (always perfection), and you'll protect your fine self with some fine linens. They'll look extra cute when you wave them at the cavalry stopping through the village.
3. YARN
Taureans are the zodiac's master crafters. When you're not going glitter glue shopping, you're looking for other new projects to occupy your time. Bulls love to chill, but chill time can also be used productively. Stock up on yarn for your next crochet project because you know what they say...there's no such thing as a good picnic without someone knitting.
4. GRAPES, TO BE FED TO YOU.
Under no circumstance is Taurus to lift a finger in the consumption of the grapes. Must be fed to you by your dream bae, or there's no point.
5. TAURUS PIN
We haven't forgotten...it's almost your birthday Taurus! Get yourself a lil Taurus pin to show yourself some sensual Taurus love.