When Rihanna released “Work,” it was as if she wrote it for you. Or maybe you literally wrote it for her, and are receiving royalties and accolades for a job well done. Either way, work is at the core of every Capricorn, but unfortunately during Mercury retrograde, the world is just not as efficient as you are. During Mercury retrograde, you’re not supposed to sign contracts, plan trips, or buy electronics. Why? Because all communication portals are fucked. And that’s a true nightmare for Capricorn, who’s just trying to get the damn thing done. Alas and alack, darling Seagoat, use this retrograde as a time for reflection and rejuvenation. Even workaholics need a break sometimes.