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WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "Are you really wearing that out?"
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: I want to believe.
WHO I THINK I AM: "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" (Bob Marley).
WHO I REALLY AM: "It's a cold world."
WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "Text me if you're ever done with work again."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: "Do you feel anything?"
WHO I THINK I AM: "If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it." (J.P. Morgan)
WHO I REALLY AM: "Y-- Excuse me. You-- I believe you have my stapler?" (Milton, Office Space)
WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "Sorry, I don't follow."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: "How many stamps are you in your passport?"
WHO I THINK I AM: "What is good or evil, or do they even exist?"
WHO I REALLY AM: "Olé!"
WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "Please try not to fuck my husband."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: "The only sure thing in this world is that we're all going to die."
WHO I THINK I AM: "No new friends" (Drake).
WHO I REALLY AM: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "You're so anal."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: Never Been Kissed ;)
WHO I THINK I AM: "Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on / Bad bad - really, really bad / You know I'm bad / I'm bad - you know it / Bad bad - really, really bad" (Michael Jackson).
WHO I REALLY AM: "The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch" (Larry David).
WHO MY FRIENDS THINK I AM: "You're being dramatic again."
WHO SOCIETY THINKS I AM: "It's a shame to call somebody a 'diva' simply because they work harder than everybody else" (J. Lo)
WHO I THINK I AM: "Everyone will want to celebrate with me!"
WHO I REALLY AM: "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!"
