Celebrity Instagrams That Perfectly Capture Their Signs
Aliza Faragher
ARIES - LADY GAGA
Aries like to keep things active all day, every day. Gaga's Instagram is a predictable cycle of pics of her partying and then sweating it out the next morning. And that weave. We couldn't not acknowledge the abandoned weave.
TAURUS - JESSICA ALBA
Some may call it stubbornness, but Tauruses like Jessica Alba know in the end that if they keep forging ahead, they'll ultimately get the success they're after. Haters gonna hate, Tauruses gonna win.
GEMINI - RUSSELL BRAND
Geminis are natural entertainers. Russell Brand keeps it Gemini weird with what we're going to guess is his other half, Mrs. Pricklefingers.
CANCER - LINDSAY LOHAN
Cancers are the only sign ruled by the moon, so they feel a natural connection with the ocean. LiLo, you're already a mermaid in our eyes.
LEO - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Does anyone exude Leo confidence more than the Governator? We're not sure why he has a tank, but we're not going to question it. We know better than to question a lion's choices.
VIRGO - CHARLIE SHEEN
At first, Charlie Sheen may seem too eccentric to be a Virgo. But his perfect jury duty humor is a reminder that like a true Virgo, he's so in his own head, he couldn't care less what you think about him. He's going to keep doin' him. And we're more than ok with that.
LIBRA - KEVIN DURANT
KD is not just the MVP of the NBA, he's a Libra philosopher. He took to his Instagram and his Twitter recently to meditate on the reasons people post on social media. So meta.
SCORPIO - DIDDY
#FACT: Diddy embodies the intensity of Scorpio better than just about anybody out there. It was hard to pick just one Diddygram, because he's always posting words of Scorpio wisdom ("If it ain't making me money, making me better, or making me happy...ain't making time for it."). Even though this is a cougar, check out that Scorpion tail ready to attack.
SAGITTARIUS - MILEY CYRUS
Miley Cyrus's instagram is beyond next level, in a way that only a Sagittarius can pull off. Sagittariuses are known for their sense of humor, and Miley definitely takes it there on her Instagram. Case in point: she's recently taken to photoshopping her face onto fellow Sag Britney Spears' body.
CAPRICORN - JANUARY JONES
You wouldn't know it at first because she's literally the most elegant woman on the planet (especially when she's the coldest 60s housewife Betty Draper), but January Jones is hilarious. She's got that dry Capricorn sense of humor, and next time we're in our undies in public, we'll heed her Friday advice for sure.
AQUARIUS - ASHTON KUTCHER
Apple's "Think Different" could easily be the Aquarius tag line, so it makes perfect sense that forward-thinking Aquarius Ashton Kutcher poses here with the innovative brand.
PISCES - SHAQ
Who knew Shaq was the epitome of Pisces dreamer? We had a hunch after finding his amazing LinkedIn, but this gram sealed the deal. DREAM ON.
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