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Celebrity Break-Ups According to Astrology

Aliza Faragher

These are break-ups we've all heard so much about...but here's a little insight from the stars and from Align insiders. Perhaps Align could have saved these superstars some major grief.

Jennifer Aniston (Aquarius) and Brad Pitt (Sagittarius) 

The controversial split of the Hollywood dream couple actually makes total sense; Sags and Aquarians don't like to stay put and 7 years of intensity would be preferred to a lifetime of blah with a single partner.

Heidi Klum (Gemini) and Seal (Pisces) 

This is a tough match in Hollywood as hyper-sensitive Pisces may be suspicious of the intentions behind Gemini's clever finesse. A relationship that would otherwise require honest and game-free communication would be hard to maintain in the entertainment industry. 

Tom Cruise (Cancer) and Katie Holmes (Sagittarius)

The sharp-tongued Sagittarius is sure to step on a sensitive Cancer's toes more often than not, and the outgoing Sag will frequently feel oppressed by the Cancer's desire for family and closeness (and Scientology).

JLo (Leo) and P Diddy (Scorpio)

Diddy said "I'll always love Jennifer," which makes sense considering that Leos and Scorpios, if they can learn to trust each other, will never let go. Passionate but mysterious (possibly weapon-wielding) Scorpio and vulnerable, proud Leo make a powerful duo.  But as intensely as these two signs fall in love, they just as intensely fall out. If the two can learn to be honest--if Scorpio can compromise some of his mystery and Leo some of her vulnerability , they are sure to shine for a long while. If not, they may end up in flames like JLo and P Diddy.  

Where You Should Live According to Sign

Aliza Faragher

We get it--you live somewhere and you love it. But if you haven't checked out these cities, you may be missing something...

Aries: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

The explosive, fast-paced atmosphere of Rio de Janeiro would have any ram blazing at full speed.

Taurus: Florence, Italy

The food, architecture, cultural overflow and appreciation for earthly pleasures makes Florence the ideal place for a Taurean. We know our Taurus baes are all about that siesta time.

Gemini: Hong Kong

This vibrant city has the duality of our twinsie friends, getting the best of East and West. The break-neck speeds and urban pizzaz allow the flighty Gemini to thrive. 

Cancer: Venice

Cancers love to be around water, and the overwhelming potential for beautifully emotional romantic gestures make this aquatic hub a Cancerian daydream.

Leo: Los Angeles, California

The glitz and glamour along with a culture that appreciates star quality above all else makes Los Angeles a fabulous runway for the elegant and affection-craving Leo. 

Virgo: Zurich, Switzerland 

The immaculately clean and stable environment of Zurich suits the perfection-seeking Virgo. Not to mention the beautiful people...

Libra: Paris, France

The aesthetic and indulgence of Paris speaks volumes to the airy Libra and their obsessive need to be surrounded by beauty. 

Scorpio: Moscow, Russia

Home to many a piercing eye, the intensity and fierce nip of this city is a wonderful home for the Scorpio. 

Sagittarius: Chicago, Illinois

Home of the loud and the friendly, as well as a major center for comedy, Chicago has the rolling laughter and good spirit necessary to keep a Sagittarius happy.

Capricorn: New York, New York

What better place for the ambitious Capricorn than the center of everything?

Aquarius: Berlin, Germany 

Berlin has all the innovative energy and creativity the freaky-diki Aquarius could hope for. 

Pisces: Amsterdam, The Netherlands

Amsterdam has all the great urban elements that our fishy friends love such as music, but moves at a slower pace ideal for the dreamy Pisces. And plenty of water. (And all the drugs, obvi.)

What Your Sign Needs on a Bad Day

Aliza Faragher

For those days that are just...UGH

Aries: Fireball Shots

Taurus: A Nice Meal

Gemini: A Fascinating Conversation

Cancer: A Shit-Talk Sesh

Leo: Validation and Attention (always)

Virgo: Alone Time

Libra: A Walk Through Nature

Scorpio: Revenge

Sagittarius: A Comedy Show

Capricorn: A Pep Talk

Aquarius: A Tiki Drink

Pisces: Weed