Aquarius Spring Guide
Aliza Faragher
1. Wacky Bicycle
Aquarians are known for their unique style, out-of-this-world sensibilities, and incredible inventiveness. It should be no surprise, then, that wacky bicycles are the must have item of the season. Wacky bicycles come in all shapes and sizes (oversized front wheels, extra tall handle bars, etc), but no matter which impractical style you choose, this spring essential will complete any "I told you it's just as fast as a car" look.
2. Bernie for President
This spring, make sure you call up all the super delegates and let them know that that there's only one candidate who deserves their vote. Try accessorizing your tireless phone calls by placing bumper stickers on every hard surface within reach, and if you're feeling really sassy, tattooing Bernie's glasses onto your body. So cute!
3. Remotes
Aquarians are extremely tech-savvy, and love trying new digital devices. Unfortunately, however, it's not uncommon for Aquarians to misplace the remotes. This season, don't lose the remotes! And, if you do, check under the couch cushions. Effortlessly chic.
4. Soapbox
These air signs are the humanitarians of the zodiac, and are deeply concerned with social and political issues. Every sensible Aquarian knows that a soapbox is a spring essential for unofficial public speaking and unwelcome lectures. Modeled after the classic soapboxes of the 19th and early 20th centuries, this four-cornered object screams "free speech." Remind your friends and family that they are selfish, bourgeois pigs by using your soapbox all season long!
5. Aquarius Pin
You hate being told what to do, so we'll make this brief. Align x DEERDANA pins are available now.