Pisces Spring Guide
Aliza Faragher
1. DREAM INTERPRETATION GUIDE
No sign dreams quite like Pisces dreams. And in the process of chasing one dream, Pisces dreams another little dream and derails further into different uncharted territory. Dreams are tricky things, and romantic PIsces gets drawn into their allure easily. With the freshness of spring comes the desire to do something *new*, start something different, and what better place to look for clues as to what that "something" is than last night's unconscious adventure?
2. COACHELLA TICKETS
Coachella is PIsces' second home. The first is Burning Man. Naturally. You love nothing more than tripping in the desert with 1000 of your new best friends/potential threesome partners while music pulsates through your veins and you're wondering whether Tupac's hologram is actually just a ghost. You'd hate to miss those desert sunsets, which fill your watery Pisces eyes with fresh tears, but there's really no excuse for missing LCD Soundsystem play. It's like...your heart is calling to you. Your drug dealer is calling to you. You saw a talking magic mushroom in your dream and can feel festival season calling to you. And there's no turning your back on festival season.
3. ECSTASY
As if you'd see LCD Soundsystem sober.
4. FLORAL HEADDRESS
Springtime gatherings in the outdoors, whether it's a festival or a Taurus picnic or a hike, are ideal for ethereal Pisces. You have an otherworldly quality about you, and the spring gives you the opportunity to romp around and truly be the majestic creature you are. Take out your floral crown, because spring is your kingdom. The kingdom of dancing in the grass without your shoes on. The kingdom of "I just really want to touch you because I'm on MDMA." The kingdom of watching the clouds change shape. Do you, Pisces. Because we need your amazing visionary dreams for the world to keep spinning.
5. PISCES PIN
Two little fishies, sitting on a pin. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.