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How Libra Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD.


IF SINGLE: PUTS TOGETHER VALENTINE's DAY OOTD.

Libras are great at being in relationships, but just because they’re single on Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean their scales are off balance. Libras are ruled by Venus, which is the planet of love and looks. So when Libra is short in the romance department, this air sign is all about the attire. The aesthetes of the zodiac are going to take this opportunity to put together that perfect Valentine’s Day look. Maybe it’s about sporting a new pair of sunglasses or an extra stylized hairdo, Valentine’s Day is an opportunity for Libra friends to explore the inherent elegance of this romantic holiday. 


IF COUPLED UP: "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"

Libra’s favorite question: “What do you want to do?” This conversation can last hours with Libra. All this air sign wants is a romantic, well-dressed, overpriced night out on the town. But if bae wants to stay in and watch Arrested Development? Libra bites his or her lips and says, “That’s exactly what I was thinking,” all while folding that brand new outfit back into the closet and pulling up Postmates to get that dinner delivery process started. But in true Libra style, even if it’s just a living room V-Day, you will never show up with a bad attitude or a bad outfit.



How Virgo Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

READ BETWEEN THE LINES.


IF SINGLE: OUTWARDLY BLASÉ, SECRETLY BUILDING CRUSH'S SHRINE.

“I don’t care about Valentine’s Day, anyway,” Virgo repeats leading up to the dreaded day. Virgo has no qualms whatsoever about spending February 14 Netflix and chillin in the company of some Thai takeout. Why get romantic when there’s a new John Oliver episode? But we’re not fooled, Virgo. Your heart aches for that someone special, and you better not be spending this Valentine’s Day blaming your imperfections for your singledom. You’re a literal angel, and whoever that shrine in your closet is for loves you for who you are. Enjoy your takeout, Virgo sweetheart. You're doing just fine.


IF COUPLED UP: OUTWARDLY CYNICAL, SECRETLY TOUCHED.

So, bae made Valentine’s plans for you guys. In theory, going to a nice candlelit dinner sounds great. In practice, anything that takes you out of the living room is zero chill. So you wear a tight smile during V-Day plans and make a few biting remarks that were meant to be compliments. But a little bit of adventure outside of the comfort zone is a good thing, so remind bae to take those biting remarks with a grain of salt and know that buried not so far underneath is a lot of love, devotion, and appreciation for a romantic Valentine’s Day.



How Leo Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

ALL-ABOUT-ME DAY


IF SINGLE: CELEBRATE SELF.

We don’t get it, either. Why are you single? It doesn’t make sense... you’re hot, funny, cool, smart, loyal. While Leo's ultimate #relationshipgoal is the love found only in rom coms, you are always ready for fun times and don’t let singledom get the best of you. You have your loyal pack of friends by your side, and most importantly, you know when you need to turn to your biggest cheerleader of all: yourself. Treat yourself, baby lion. Hit up your favorite stores (you’ll need to look your best for that rom com ending, after all), relax at the spa, pop open that Veuve Cliquot, and make Valentine’s Day all about you. Even more than every day already is.


IF COUPLED UP: CELEBRATE US (BUT FIRST, CELEBRATE ME).

Lions make either sweet baby purrs or loud, protective roars. On Valentine’s Day, you’re likely to see one or the other from Leo in a v real way. Leo approaches Valentine’s Day with certain expectations of how the day should go down: a bit of pampering, worshiping, romancing, and lots of loving. It’s hard to find an astrological sign more romantic than radiant Leo. You go above and beyond for your loved ones, and, rightfully so, you expect recognition and appreciation for your wonderful thoughtfulness. Every good Leo knows that while lions have a reputation for being *self-centered*, the flip side of that is a generosity that is unparalleled. Leo’s lovers are lucky af, and they’re sure to know it on Valentine’s Day. But if you don’t feel your efforts are reciprocated, well... we hope your lover is prepared for that roar. 


How Cancer Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

MAKE IT SPECIAL.


IF SINGLE: BEACHSIDE MOON RITUAL.

You’re single this year, but Valentine’s Day still provides a special opportunity to truly understand yourself. You are a child of the moon, and just as the celestial object rises and sets each day, you will use this holiday as a chance to explore your extraordinary sensitivity, intuition, and purpose. Those candles you bought? Light ‘em. Those stones you’ve been collecting? Wear ‘em. Head on over to the nearest body of water, and watch the moon reflect on the waves in the soothing February calm. Breathe in, and let it out. Listen to the gulls fly overhead and the waves crash at your feet. You can be vulnerable when you’re alone, and on this February 14, find your still. You are magic.


IF COUPLED UP: HOME COOKED MEAL.

You’ve researched the best seasonal winter fruits and veggies, and are sure to delight your Valentine with a special dinner. You want to set the mood for a magical evening, so you’ve made sure that you’ve blocked off quality time with bae. You’ve been preparing all weekend, and told your date to be home at exactly 6:00PM so the delicious aroma of apple pie baking in the oven will be wafting through your cozy Valentine’s Day home. It’s impossible not to be charmed by all the love and care you put into this meal, and there’s nothing better than spending intimate time with your loved one in a safe and pleasant environment.


How Gemini Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

What's Valentine's Day?


IF SINGLE: KARAOKE NIGHT.

If you haven’t cultivated it yet, Valentine’s Day may be the perfect opportunity to harness your alter ego. And is there anything better than revealing your other (better?) half though song? Think of Valentine’s Day as your debutante ball, and let your vibrato be your guide. Head on over to your favorite karaoke spot (may we suggest Smog Cutter in Los Angeles or Sing Sing in New York), and belt out a jam or two. Get on the mic and get down with your bad self. Bonus points for props and costumes. Valentine’s Day has never ballad’ed so good.


IF COUPLED UP: WHATEVER.

So your boo has been dropping hints about doing something special for Valentine’s Day. Maybe they want to go out for dinner, or spend the night snuggling, or do something fancy to celebrate your relationship, like take a selfie with a stunning view in the background. You’ve been getting hints about some flowers, or maybe a handmade card. And you know what? That’s chill. You’ll do it. Because it’s all fine by you. Personally, you’re kind of neutral on the whole Valentine’s Day thing, but if it’s important to your special someone, then that’s no problem. You’re down for whatever.



How Taurus Interprets Valentine's Day

Aliza Faragher

RUB DOWN.


IF SINGLE: SENSUAL SELF LOVE.

For Taurus, every occasion is an opportunity to indulge in the finer things in life. But every single Taurus on Valentine’s Day is using it as the perfect excuse for excessive self-love. No judgments, obvi. If no lover is going to buy you a box of hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries, then why not make a batch for yourself? And what better place to eat them than the bathtub, in the light of your numerous soy candles and the aroma of your incense burning in the corner, by your vast throw pillow collection? Valentine’s Day was practically made for Taurus - romance! wine! rose petals! - and there’s no reason not to partake if you’re by yourself this year. Give yourself a spiritual massage this V-Day (and probably a physical one too), and treat yourself to what you deserve. 


IF COUPLED UP: SENSUAL SELF LOVE. TOGETHER.

If there’s an astrological sign that likes to supersize celebration, it’s Taurus. You started buying high-end massage oils in preparation for Valentine’s Day months ago, stocking up on candles, and a new silk robe and devising a four course meal to cook, just to ensure all your senses have been activated. It’s simple: Taurus is a lover. Valentine’s Day was practically made for this sign of the zodiac, as this holiday promotes what Taurus has always known to be true: indulgence is romantic. So on February 14, you outdo yourself, and make sure that Valentine’s Day in your company is an unforgettable experience in every sense (and for every sense).