NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: LIBRA

Prioritize physical health.

Libras pride themselves on their notorious “mental workouts.” Too tired to go on that jog you’ve been talking about for weeks? That’s because you’ve been thinking so hard for the last six hours. Lol. We’re not saying you need a typical “lose 5 pounds in 2016” resolution. No, Libra, you look great always. But this year, take some of the time you spend weighing all of your options to the weight room instead. The mental clarity that comes after a great workout may make all those difficult decisions seem much more approachable. Your brain will appreciate the break it sorely needs!

We mean it: you always look great. That's why we know our DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Libra pin will look stunning on your always perfect outfits.

Anniversary Gifts for a Libra

Let’s say you’re in a relationship and it’s that time of the year again: anniversary season. Let’s also say you’re dating a Libra and when you ask them what they want, they’ll probably just respond, “I don’t know”...#typical.

Ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty, and luxury, Libra has good taste and high expectations, so here's what we suggest you do on your Libraversary.

1. TICKETS TO SEE HE NAMED ME MALALA.

Intellectual and justice-minded Libra will love Malala's inspirational story.

2. FOR YOUR FEMALE LIBRA, A GIFT FROM REFORMATION.

Luxurious, fashionable, and eco-conscious, Reformation makes the clothes that every girl wants to wear. Libra will love the mission and the fashion behind these amazing garments.

3. FOR YOUR MALE LIBRA, A GIFT FROM JACK THREADS

4. PEDAL BOAT RENTAL

A little anniversary 'nature' getaway for the less nature minded among us.

5. THEIR FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE

Libra loves to look good, and they know that personal style extends to scents too.

6. SUBSCRIPTION TO GQ

With some of the best magazine writing out there right now, and a focus on men who other men want to be and who women want to be with, a GQ subscription will keep your Libra happy all year round.

Oscar Wilde Was a Libra

"I have nothing to declare but my genius."

AESTHETIC WAS HIS EVERYTHING.

This outfit....and THIS one of him AS Salome:

HE WAS ALL ABOUT EXCESS.

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. I can resist everything but temptation"

HE VALUED FAIRNESS.

Oscar Wilde refused to flee to France in spite of the grimly strong chance the Trial charging him with "Acts of Gross Indecency" would not end in his favor. 

THIS WAS HIS (EVIL) LOVER

AND THIS IS HIS LOVER PLAYED BY JUDE LAW:

WHAT LIBRA COULD RESIST???

To be frank, Lord Alfred Douglas (the original Twink) was horrid, but look at that face.

 

Interaction Each Sign is Likely to Have with a Libra

We good, bro?

ARIES: LIBRA TALKS ARIES OUT OF MAKING A TERRIBLE DECISION.

TAURUS: REDECORATE THE APARTMENT TOGETHER AND THEN GO WINE TASTING.

GEMINI: MEET FOR LUNCH, END UP AT A GRAND BALL, MAKE 1000 NEW FRIENDS.

CANCER: LIBRA MAKES CANCER CRY FROM LOGIC, FEELS BAD. (BUT NOT THAT BAD. COME ON, CANCER.)

LEO: TOGETHER TURN A BORING WORK EVENT INTO A DANCE PARTY.

VIRGO: CHEER EACH OTHER UP WITH COMPLIMENTS.

LIBRA: ENCOUNTER AT A CAFE TURNS INTO A 5 HOUR CONVERSATION, ASKED TO LEAVE BY CLOSING STAFF.

SCORPIO: LIBRA GETS LOST IN SCORPIO'S EYES.

SAGITTARIUS: DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION AT A DINNER PARTY.

CAPRICORN: LIBRA STARES INTO SPACE WHILE CAPRICORN TALKS ABOUT WORK.

AQUARIUS: AQUARIUS OFFENDS LIBRA'S BOSS. LIBRA DIES INSIDE.

PISCES: GET REALLY HIGH AND TALK ABOUT DREAMS.

How to Impress a Libra

Not easily impressed, Libra tends to stay comfortably neutral. Here are some Align tips for tipping a Libra's scales in your favor.

1. ASK QUESTIONS.

Once you show a Libra that you're interested in what they're saying, they'll open up like you've known each other forever. Give a mouse a cookie...

2. HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Libra, ruled by Venus, values your aesthetic choices. Wear simple colors and elegant clothes, in pastels or the classic black and white ensemble. Need some help choosing an outfit? We've got you covered.

3. RECOGNIZE WHAT THEY WANT TO DO, AND PRESENT IT LIKE YOU THOUGHT OF IT.

Here's the thing. Libra really wants something, but they'll always defer to you. "What do you want to do?" "Where should we go for dinner?"  Instead of turning the question back to Libra, which will only make him or her uncomfortable, suggest something you know they are thinking but not saying.

4. HAVE A PASSION.

While they're the best devil's advocates, they still admire people with passion. After all, they have to play devil against someone who can defend their position...

5. CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

Libras notice everything around them. So no presh, but you better make sure your shit's immaculate when they come over.

6. FIND THE NICEST VIEW OF THE SUNSET, PROCEED TO EXPLORE THEIR SOUL.

Libra's symbol is the sun setting over water, representing the harmony between day and night. They feel at peace in this place of balance, and you'll feel at peace too with a glass of wine in hand and the best company you could ask for.

Why Libra Mad?

Chances are, you've pissed a Libra off. You'd never know it, obvi. So why Libra mad?

ARIES WON'T LET ANYONE TALK.

TAURUS IS STUFFING HER FACE AT THE TABLE.

GEMINI JUST BAILED ON A BIG NIGHT OUT.

CANCER WON'T SAY WHY HE'S UPSET.

LEO IS ON AN EMOTIONAL TIRADE AND WON'T THINK ANYTHING THROUGH.

VIRGO IS BEING ANAL ABOUT LUNCH PLANS.

LIBRA WON'T ADMIT THAT LIBRA'S DEVIL'S ADVOCATE IS BETTER THAN HER OWN.

SCORPIO IS BEING COMPETITIVE.

SAGITTARIUS IS MAKING REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE JOKES.

CAPRICORN IS GOING OVER EVERY DAMN DETAIL.

Aquarius wants everyone to think he’s cool but he’s never really read that book.

PISCES SMOKED ALL THE WEED.