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Align x Ladyparts Magazine: Best Pickup Lines for Every Sign

Aliza Faragher

Our dear friends and Twitter crushes Zoe Klar and Julia Davidovich just took their hilarious satirical take on women's magazines, Ladyparts, into a fully functional web platform. For the launch of their digital publication, Align collaborated with Ladyparts on a special astrology section of their site. Check out our best pickup lines for each sign (for shits & giggles, obvi).


Conan O'Brien Wins at Dating Apps

Aliza Faragher

Conan O'Brien is no stranger to the dating app world. A few months ago, he and Dave Franco perused Tinder and the results were hilarious. But never discriminatory, Conan and Billy Eichner just showed us what it's like to be on Grindr, the notorious gay hookup app. 

Watch Conan and Billy navigate profile building, chatting, and, finally, meeting someone from the app. It may be Grindr, but their ecstatic screams as men message Conan feel all too familiar to anyone who has awaited reply from dating app matches before.

 

Of course, we can't wait for Conan to try out Align. Maybe you'll be the next lucky person this Aries matches with. Sign up here to get on Align's exclusive launch list.

Your Tinder Dates, As Told by Your Bartender

Aliza Faragher

We've all been there: the awkward first moments of a first Tinder or OkCupid date at some bar, scanning the room, the "I think that's him but maybe it's not because he looked taller in his pictures" pause, and then, of course, the inevitable meeting.

 

 

The Daily Share recently produced a video with bartenders from Brooklyn explaining - from their perspective - watching this sequence of events unfold. It's hilarious and hits painfully close to home. 

"Watching dates is the best part of my job. It also makes me feel really good about myself," one bartender says. Well, at least someone's enjoying it.

No promises, but we're pretty sure that when your bartenders hear you guessing everyone else in the bar's signs, they'll know you're on an Align date. Sign up and try it out.

 [The Daily Share via Gizmodo]