Libra Spring Guide

1. Denim Jacket

Effortlessly cool, that's what you are, suave Libra lover. This spring, flaunt your natural aestheticism by creating a signature look with a denim jacket. A low key denim jacket lets everyone know that you are ready to be flirtatious, but not make any serious commitments. The perfect springtime attitude!

2. Succulents 

Succulents are "drought-resistant" plants, meaning they look fabulous and don't require too much maintenance. A springtime must for any Libra is to pick up several of these for home / office decor. Everyone will fawn over your artistic eye, and you'll smile knowing that no matter how much you neglect the innocent creatures, they'll never die.

3. Couple's Massage

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Of course you do. Or, at least you've tricked someone into believing that they're in a relationship with you! So take this faux-lover out for an elegant couple's massage this spring. Release all that neck and shoulder tension while leaving your partner more confused than ever. The ideal warm weather mindfuck!

4. Chanel purse

The Chanel purse is a timeless staple that reflects class, sophistication, and $$$money$$$. Make sure your haters know that you received a decently sized tax return by investing in a Chanel purse. Bonus points if you style it with a succulent for the most editorial Instagram post of the season.

5. Libra pin

That denim jacket has a lapel. And you know what goes on lapels? Pins. Do the right thing, and get your Align x DEERDANA pin today to complete the Libra look. You know it works.

Virgo Spring Guide

1. CLARITIN

Sensitive Virgo never cries in public....unless it's allergy season. Virgos are the kings and queens of "I'm not crying, it's just allergies." Because it literally is always allergies. When springtime hits, Virgo must be prepared to confront some of their least favorite things: pollen, flowers blooming, and people forcing them to be joyful in the outdoors. Stock up on your preferred allergy med so that you can at least get to your favorite thing - spring cleaning - in relative comfort.

2. FRENCH FRIES

So salty. So crispy. So dependable. You don't like the mystery of trying some bullshit new trendy food. As everyone's "experimenting" this spring with "exotic condiments" and "cactus water," you'll have the last laugh as you dunk your fries into some classic Heinz ketchup. It's a safe choice. And safe is your middle name.

3. SUNSCREEN

Don't get burned Virgo! You're already so sensitive from your allergies, and if you absolutely must leave your house to picnic at the park (ugh) or go to brunch (why are your friends always brunching??), you will not fall victim to the sun's obnoxious rays. Even though you've read all the research that shows that SPF 100 is no different than SPF 45, you're not going to take any chances.

4. OAKLEYS

Hey, is that guy in the Secret Service? Nope. It's just Virgo, venturing out into the sunlight. You know the risks of staring at the sun. You know the risks of wearing sunglasses on a face covered with sunscreen. You need maximum protection. You need Oakleys.

5. VIRGO PIN

Nothing screams "I love spring in an understated way" better than your very own chic DEERDANA x Align Limited Edition Virgo pin. Hit that.

Leo Spring Guide

1. Mercedes Convertible

It's spring, which means it's time to bask in the sunshine and let your inner lion roar. But, obviously, you can't go to the beach everyday. That would be irresponsible. The most practical thing is to get a car so that you can commute to work, run errands, and do all essential chores so obviousllyyyyy you have to get a new Mercedes convertible because that makes sense, right? Ok cool. 

2. New Swimsuit

If it's still too cold to go swimming, then we recommend wearing your swimsuit under your clothes and spontaneously undressing. Posting bathing suit selfies is also a totally appropriate way to let your followers know that you're so over winter.

3. Sunflowers

The sunflower is associated with Leo, so a great way to welcome the warm weather is to pick up several bouquets of these stunners. Decorate your apartment with these sunny wonders, or send them to your crush to let them know that "I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME SO WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS!" The perfect springtime accessory! 

4. Mirror

There's nothing vain about loving mirrors. Mirrors make any room appear larger by reflecting light and adding dimensionality. It's also very important to see yourself from every single angle, because you never know when you need to be camera ready. Duh.

5. Leo pin

You are the brightest star, and you know Leo is the best sign. So show off your inner and outer beauty with a gorgeous Align x DEERDANA pin. Because you are the most special, honey. 

Cancer Spring Guide

1. MOONSTONES

Close your eyes. Feel the perfect spring breeze against your skin. Feel your body and your soul connecting to something bigger than you. Spring brings out the nature loving side of Cancer. The Cancer that just wants to sit outside all day, or take a walk near a body of water. Moonstones connect Cancers to their intuition, and with all the spring excitement and stimulation, moonstone gives you just the balance you need. Plus they're so pretty!

2. WINE

Chilled white wine. You like to let loose every once in a while, and the crisp, refreshing taste of a glass of wine is just what Cancer needs to get groovy. It's the beverage that tells people "I'm having fun but still like to be in control of my life." Don't worry Cancer, no one's out to get you. At least not in the springtime. 

3. IDEA JOURNAL

Cancers are always jotting something down. Is it their feelings? Gosh no. No one gets to know those other than Cancer. When a Cancer is inspired - which is often - they whip out a pen and a journal from the ether and take note, concocting a scheme in their head for some new project that they'll absolutely never tell anyone else about. Because they are so highly intuitive, they need to keep track of those little flickers of inspiration before something else comes up for them. You could be hiking Everest and a Cancer has her idea journal in her backpack. In fact, it's highly likely that traffic jams are caused by distracted Cancers "having to put this on paper before I forget."

4. SUSHI

Is it cannibalism for a Cancer to eat a California roll? Not at all. It's solidarity. Any way a Cancer can feel connected to the ocean lifts their spirits. Little known fact: when a Cancer puts his ear to a plate of sushi, he can hear the ocean.

5. CANCER PIN

Here's a great idea for your journal: show yourself some Cancerian love with a DEERDANA x Align pin.

Gemini Spring Guide

1. Microphone

Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, so make sure no one ever misses a word again by investing in a cordless microphone. Leave the days of being asked to repeat yourself behind, because this spring, the forecast is loud and clear.

2. Dr. Dre's The Chronic on viynl

The Chronic has been widely regarded as one of the most influential albums of the 1990s, and tbqh, you agree. It's a beautifully produced album, and just because you purchased it at Urban Outfitters doesn't make it any less significant. This spring, make sure you invite everyone to your place to listen to some classic albums on your classic record player. Your friends will be intimidated by your cool levels, and that's not a bad thing.

3. Red bull and vodka

Who's ready to keep the party going? You are. You're down for whatever, and yes, karaoke sounds great. You'll just close out your tab, but first, one more quick drink while no one is looking. Ok cool, let's bounce.

4. Plane tickets

You're not really clear where you're going, or how long you'll be gone for, but you just got some plane tickets so adventure awaits! Post a picture on Instagram and let your followers know that you're a free spirit. Everyone will scratch their heads wondering if you actually have a job or any responsibilities, but you don't get service in Bora Bora so whatever. Haters gunna hate.

5. Gemini pin

Don't get it twisted: Gemini are literally the most fun of the zodiac. That's because they're two times the fun. Celebrate your bad self with an Align x DEERDANA pin. You deserve it.

Taurus Spring Guide

1. PICNIC BASKET

In the spring, Taurus gets to live out their favorite fantasy: being in a Jane Austen novel. These romantics can't wait for winter to be over so that they can go on long walks through meadows with the hope that someone will pop out of nowhere and profess their love. Every Jane Austen fan (aka every Taurus) knows the truth universally acknowledged that you are most likely to meet an eligible, attractive, very wealthy partner while you are picnicking with your friends. So pack up that picnic basket, fill it with aphrodisiacs, and head for the hills.

2. ARTISANAL NAPKINS

Paper goods!!!?!?!? Ew! No! You're not going to lasso in Mr. Bingley with that stuff of peasants. If you're not spending at least $10 on a pack of napkins from Anthropologie for your picnic, you may as well forget it. You need the extra protection for your spring looks (always perfection), and you'll protect your fine self with some fine linens. They'll look extra cute when you wave them at the cavalry stopping through the village.

3. YARN

Taureans are the zodiac's master crafters. When you're not going glitter glue shopping, you're looking for other new projects to occupy your time. Bulls love to chill, but chill time can also be used productively. Stock up on yarn for your next crochet project because you know what they say...there's no such thing as a good picnic without someone knitting.

4. GRAPES, TO BE FED TO YOU.

Under no circumstance is Taurus to lift a finger in the consumption of the grapes. Must be fed to you by your dream bae, or there's no point.

5. TAURUS PIN

We haven't forgotten...it's almost your birthday Taurus! Get yourself a lil Taurus pin to show yourself some sensual Taurus love.