Amanda Bynes Through the Ages

On Sunday, April 3, Amanda Bynes celebrated her 30th birthday. She rang in her birthday celebrations at none other than Six Flags. That's a typical Aries move—celebrating your special day filled with adrenaline, friends, and most likely a lot of food. 

Amanda Bynes has been a comedic force since her early days in All That, and we saw her pull a complete 180 with her numerous Twitter tirades. Although some conspiracy theorists say her identity change was all a publicity stunt, maybe her lifetime of fame all came crashing down at one moment. Nonetheless, we've been with Amanda from Totally Kyle to Hairspray.

She was one of the best actresses on All That

Then The Amanda Show with those flawless dancing lobsters

She and Frankie Muniz TOOK DOWN Paul Giamatti in Big Fat Liar

Remember the time Colin Firth was her British dad who was literally almost about to become Prime Minister? 

There was also the time Amanda Bynes changed comedies and Shakespeare adaptations forever with She's The Man and starred one of the most quotable movies of all time.

She showed off her singing talents in Hairspray, but her role in Easy A was just as epic.

Then this happened

But we're so happy to hear she's doing great at FIDM! Happy Aries season to one of the most epic and dynamic Aries out there.

Pisces Spring Guide

1. DREAM INTERPRETATION GUIDE

No sign dreams quite like Pisces dreams. And in the process of chasing one dream, Pisces dreams another little dream and derails further into different uncharted territory. Dreams are tricky things, and romantic PIsces gets drawn into their allure easily. With the freshness of spring comes the desire to do something *new*, start something different, and what better place to look for clues as to what that "something" is than last night's unconscious adventure?

2. COACHELLA TICKETS

Coachella is PIsces' second home. The first is Burning Man. Naturally. You love nothing more than tripping in the desert with 1000 of your new best friends/potential threesome partners while music pulsates through your veins and you're wondering whether Tupac's hologram is actually just a ghost. You'd hate to miss those desert sunsets, which fill your watery Pisces eyes with fresh tears, but there's really no excuse for missing LCD Soundsystem play. It's like...your heart is calling to you. Your drug dealer is calling to you. You saw a talking magic mushroom in your dream and can feel festival season calling to you. And there's no turning your back on festival season.

3. ECSTASY

As if you'd see LCD Soundsystem sober.

4. FLORAL HEADDRESS

Springtime gatherings in the outdoors, whether it's a festival or a Taurus picnic or a hike, are ideal for ethereal Pisces. You have an otherworldly quality about you, and the spring gives you the opportunity to romp around and truly be the majestic creature you are. Take out your floral crown, because spring is your kingdom. The kingdom of dancing in the grass without your shoes on. The kingdom of "I just really want to touch you because I'm on MDMA." The kingdom of watching the clouds change shape. Do you, Pisces. Because we need your amazing visionary dreams for the world to keep spinning.

5. PISCES PIN

Two little fishies, sitting on a pin. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Aquarius Spring Guide

1. Wacky Bicycle 

Aquarians are known for their unique style, out-of-this-world sensibilities, and incredible inventiveness. It should be no surprise, then, that wacky bicycles are the must have item of the season. Wacky bicycles come in all shapes and sizes (oversized front wheels, extra tall handle bars, etc), but no matter which impractical style you choose, this spring essential will complete any "I told you it's just as fast as a car" look.

2. Bernie for President

This spring, make sure you call up all the super delegates and let them know that that there's only one candidate who deserves their vote. Try accessorizing your tireless phone calls by placing bumper stickers on every hard surface within reach, and if you're feeling really sassy, tattooing Bernie's glasses onto your body. So cute!

3. Remotes

Aquarians are extremely tech-savvy, and love trying new digital devices. Unfortunately, however, it's not uncommon for Aquarians to misplace the remotes. This season, don't lose the remotes! And, if you do, check under the couch cushions. Effortlessly chic.

4. Soapbox

These air signs are the humanitarians of the zodiac, and are deeply concerned with social and political issues. Every sensible Aquarian knows that a soapbox is a spring essential for unofficial public speaking and unwelcome lectures. Modeled after the classic soapboxes of the 19th and early 20th centuries, this four-cornered object screams "free speech." Remind your friends and family that they are selfish, bourgeois pigs by using your soapbox all season long! 

5. Aquarius Pin

You hate being told what to do, so we'll make this brief. Align x DEERDANA pins are available now.

Capricorn Spring Guide

1. GMAT Study Guide

Spring's hottest Capricorn essential is the sleek, sexy GMAT study guide. It's understated, yet mysterious. It's puzzling, but provides infinite food for thought. It goes with any outfit, but looks especially chic at your local independent coffee roaster. It's personal, yet relatable. A huge improvement from 2015's outdated guide, the GMAT 2016 guide is going to sell out real quick, so you better get your hands on one soon.

2. Handcuffs

Spoiler alert: straight laced worker bee Capricorn is really something else in bed. They're not afraid to get freaky, and with springtime sexy vibes floating around, they can't help but bust out the cuffs. But only once they've finished their work for the day.

3. Practical sandal

You like fun, Capricorn. You really do. You like it as your gift to yourself after all the long hours you've spent slaving away at work. Give yourself a nice treat - a hike or a camping trip. And if anyone recognizes how prepared for fun one has to be, it's you Capricorn. No, fun isn't just a spontaneous thing. It's planned. You can't just have fun, as though it's not something you earned or that you were given. Your practical sandals for spring adventuring tell the story of a cautiously prepared fun-haver. Let the adventures begin! 

4. Baseball Cap

It's baseball season! You're a classic person with respect for America's classic sport: baseball. And when you celebrate baseball, you do it with respect for tradition. Have you caught yourself humming the seventh inning stretch song or placing Amazon Now orders for cracker jacks? Probably. Because that's what real, committed baseball fans are like. On another note, caps are practical and keep the sun out of your face. You can't show up to a meeting with a big ol sunburn.

5. Capricorn pin

Some people put pins on their caps right? That's CRAZY, man. Too crazy. For you, Capricorn, a lapel is just fine.

Sagittarius Spring Guide

1. Loudspeaker

Do you ever find yourself talking and talking and talking and talking and wonder if anyone's even listening? This spring, make sure you're being HEARD!!! by investing in an essential Sag item: a loudspeaker. Make sure everyone is listening up when you share such vital information as the capital of Montana and how long it takes rice to cook. Your friends and family will never miss a never ending story again with this incredibly loud device.

2. Lasso / Long Piece of Rope

You probably were a cowboy in a former life. But just because that past journey is no longer the present doesn't mean you shouldn't carry a long piece of rope everywhere you go. You are a modern-day Indiana Jones, and you need to be ready at all times. Make sure you practice your knot-tying techniques and pony up, because this spring, you may find yourself reconnecting with your wild ways.

3. Encyclopedia 

A multi-volume encyclopedia set is a MUST for any Sagittarius. Sags love learning about every subject under the sun, so this season, make sure you purchase an updated and illustrated encyclopedia set to bring to every picnic and barbecue. Your friends may not "get it" at the time time, but trust us, they will definitely be thanking you later.

4. Fez Hat

You've likely explored far off lands, and wisely purchased memorabilia from various gift stores throughout your travels. Well it's the time to bust out all of those forgotten items! Spring is here, which means dust off your fez hats, hand-painted Dutch clogs, and loom-woven ponchos! Simple worldly sophistication for the warm days and long nights never looked so good.

5. Sagittarius pin

If there's one thing we know about Sags, we know they got something to say. Let everyone know that you're ready to chat with one of our beautiful Align x DEERDANA Sagittarius pins. 

Scorpio Spring Guide

1. CAPE

It's getting hot outside, but you can't lose your signature dark vibes. You can't just bare it all and hop around like an Aries at brunch. You're not that kind of person. The cape gives you the best of both worlds: a mysterious look that says "Don't fuck with me", while you can still feel the spring breeze through the garment's loose, airy configuration. Just because the days are "getting longer," you're not fooled. Where there is light, there is darkness. And where there is darkness, there is Scorpio.

2. MYSTERIOUS GLASSES

When the weather warms, people emerge out of their houses like disgusting pale ghosts, ready to shed layers of clothing, go jogging, and start new relationships. You know what that means. Springtime is prime time for ghost sightings. It's also prime time for one of your favorite activities: judging people. But you're not some plebian "people watcher." You're a pro. A detective. Now is when you'll run into people you haven't seen in months, and you must take it all in without being too obvious. Spy from afar in disguise so you can assess the damage winter has done before you go in for the kill.

3. DAGGER

Emerging from winter hibernation takes its toll. While Scorpio enjoys meeting new people, they really they only trust a special few close friends. You never really know who's a friend or who is a frenemy though, until someone, with their bullshit springtime carefree attitude, says something that hits you the wrong way. And you, Scorpio, you know exactly where to hit them back and hurt them the most.

4. NEW TAT

Something special to go underneath your new cape ;)

5. SCORP PIN

Give everyone the illusion that you're really chill even though you're wearing a cape and holding a dagger. Add a Scorpio pin into the mix. Super low key chill vibes.